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The goal is to defeat the image of the last post(opponent) with an image of a stronger entity.I use my Continental Soldier! Attack with shot and blade!
It's actually a utility truck but whatever
>>412but its red
i said whatever
"I DO NOT RECOGNIZE THESE LETTERS!"Gandalf sends a lightning bolt into your tiny firetruck.-100 firetruck health
While in the midst of casting, Gandolf fails to notice the carboard box now positioned behind him.
Ladies of gentlemen of this fine board, I bring you a request to assist me in my darkest hour!I am on mission 9 of the original Zerg campaign and I'm struggling to deal with the mission.My most pressing issue at the moment is the Protoss reavers and carriers, though to be honest my focus is mostly on the reavers. My playstyle is very crude, relying on mostly groups of 36 zerglings and 12 hydralisks to break through defenses. While this works great against siege tanks due to their minimum engagement distance, I can't do much about the reavers. Even worse, Zerg airborne may as well be completely useless. Mutalisks have terrible damage and with my economy can't be made en mass(vespene shortages,) and Guardians can't protect themselves.So, the first thing I need help on is how to counter the reavers!
Unfortunately, I have no real strategy, though I did discover the defensive layout (trapezoids.) Yellow lines represent bridges. Same symbols as before otherwise.I'm not sure how I'm going to break through these defenses. The biggest problem I have is that any attempts at approaching the base on my side will get shut down by idling reavers, dragoons and scouts. Not much I can do about this.
My suggestion would be to, early on, separate the forces by building many photon cannons on the dotted line or somewhere better. Then, pound the forces on the right until you breakthrough.
I hate high templars combined with reavers. It's impossible for me to penetrate despite me controlling the rest of the map(mission 8 of zerg). My only working strategy is to loathsomely inch forward by building a lot of sunken colonies until they are dead. I'll have to pick back up on it tomorrow.
You know something? I miss the Terran music. That is the slickest OST in the game, in my opinion.>>655I honestly didn't have too much of a problem with this mission, it was just a looong ass slog.Here's my tip: There's some minerals east of the upper left hatchery. Build another hatchery close to it so that the AI doesn't trip itself up. There's also a relatively poorly guarded base just south of that hatchery. Once you get rid of that base, it'll be a lot easier to attack the other bases, and no templars will go through the upper left exit either IIRC.The reavers are annoying but they only show up in 1-2 groups so I just spammed zerglings at them. It was later missions when they came in groups of like... 5 that it become untenable.Pic related, IIRC this is the base layout. The base that gave me the most trouble was the left most base. It was seemingly just really well defended and I couldn't break through until after I had a two-front assault on it.The biggest problem I have is how high templars can attack air units with their psychic storm. That shit has been untenable in my Protoss campaign.>>651Good news: I don't need that many photon cannons. The entrance is really fucking small, and they only have one entrance.Bad news: I'm too slow on the uptick to make this work at the current moment. I'll keep refining my strategy, but this seems like it has a chance to work.
>left-most baseI meant right-most base. The other two bases were pancakes and waffles compared to the hard tack that is the right-most. Apologies.
You are the general JUNIOR MAC TITS. You must defeat the (numerically superior) army of the treacherous general JOYOUS NIGGEROWITSZCH. You have captured an enemy soldier (see at the top left) who gave you a full description of the disposition of the enemy army, giving you an INFORMATION ADVANTAGE over him.What are your instructions???
Can my men scale cliffs?I imagine they'd be very slow doing this, but there are 6 men at the bottom that likely will not be able to rejoin the rest of the team if they go the straightforward route.Otherwise, I'd use 3 in the forests to distract the team of six by the ruins, and have my 6 bottom men move up into the ruins, like so.
Wars are won by men, not tactics. I gather my men to charge in a night assault directly into their camp.Banzai!
>>650Hold on, there's not enough rifles to equip everyone! Where did you get the second FAMAS!?
Oh.. as luck would have it, it seems to have washed ashore. That or it was manufactured or found in the tent, no one knows.
In a stroke of fortune, a grand arsenal of PENIS missiles washed ashore and/or were found in the tent
やらないか！
やらないか？
To honor this sites Japanese roots, I suggest "lol" and "rofl" be replaced with "wwwwwww" and "(笑)", and the refrain from any practice of the other gaijins' customs and cultures in order to replace them with our 2ch and world2ch distinctive cultures. We should continue this practice until we are all speaking japanese wwwwwwwwwwww.Any other suggestions?
>>634both are grammatical and would be used as far as I knoweach have different nuances that don't matter in this case
>>636actually wait, both of us are wrong?wouldn't it be something like boku wa mainichi nihongo wo benkyou shiteimasu or some shiteither way, nihongo is fucking hard, I don't have this shit internalized enough to open my gaijin buta mouth
our broken Japanese shall be it's own language. A dialect
>>641Let's create a whole new language: da intanetto dialecto
>>642インタネット ガイジン ノ ニホンゴ！！！外インタ語ＤＥＳＵ
Eh heh, heh. What does that say butt-head?
To play the french horn, one must learn to speak french first.
>>523Parler français, c'est pas bien! Non non non!
>>440>ne pas pouvoir jouer du corlol, mdr même.
>>610Qui sait jouer du cor même? PTDR
Je conais n gars qui peut vraiment jouer d’cuivre
>>630Blague à part c'est vraiment stylé
This man looks happy
Here we see an expert recreation of what this painting might have originally looked like
Not really. It looks like he's going to be gored by that bovine
removed african pr0nz lolLast edited by moderators on 25/04/30(Wed)10:20.
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Why the fuck is there African porn? At least share Japanese porn.
Did it look something like this? (why even have porn in a place where everyone goes naked anyway, LOL)
The kids are only allowed to have the tiny/broken off gourd wwwww.Also there is nothing protecting their nads, so there's really no point.
>>605I just read the links and was afraid to click on them wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwThe only info I have is that the links were in French
i am so fucking bored. <(＿ ＿)>
same..
Did you ever end up doing something >542 ?
How to become unbored:- spin in circles- become dizzy from spinning in circles- regret spinning in circles- repeatcongratulations you are now unbored.
Enjoy the golden css to celebrate Golden Week in Japan(a little late). The week celebrates several holidays such as Emperor Showa's birthday, that is today.
the gold theme is greatヽ(´ー｀)ノ
image dumpan on an IMAGEBOARDyukkuri edition
ゆっくりしていってね━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━！！！
That's a lot of yukkuri
DESU.
what about 2ch?
>>532don't know shit about 2ch but i do know this place won't be that either
>>536this pizza needs moar toppings -_-
>>536MODS!!!!!! HOW CAN I REPORT A POST???????
>>534>don't know shit about 2chThat much is obvious.
What are your thoughts on this experimental new art form?Have you thought about dabbling in it yourself?
lol banana
This thread is bananas!
>>472
The second one is just creepy
>>472>>473these are cool as hell