stroking his cock in reverence, when
Nikola Tesla reinvented the wheel
and invented a five word post.
Then, he poisoned Rockefeller Sr.'s drinks.
However, King Charles dissolved parliament thereafter.
Rockefeller Sr.'s funeral was briefly interrupted
because Nikola powered up his coil.
Needless to say, fun was had
in the ecumenical council that day
Charles knocked three times there too.
Charles Barkley that is, not to
confused with King Charles from earlier.
The Pope sat on his lap,
and whispered in Mr. Barkley's ear:
"whoever hears this is gay", then
quickly made haste back to Rome.
Charles went white with fear, was
writing Tesla about Rockefeller Sr.'s resurrection;
"This white boy got hops! Ain't
he just a lizard like Charles!"
(referring to His Majesty King Charles).
whilst in a North Korean prison
he seduced an imprisoned ROK abductee
named usami sumireko, much to the
chagrin of her wife who insisted
she remain chaste and continue her
Trials towards becoming a Mahayana Nun.
"Surely Buddha won't mind if I
did a rite on Rockefeller Sr.,
the poor fellow looks quite piqued."
preached her nun-ness. Yukari was having
cereal, despite her shikigami having promised
an oncoming shortage of count chocula.
After stealing the thread from DQN,
capey made it back to cape-cave.
"My anus hungers for warm semans."
With these words, bas8que niggers were
conjured from the grave. This was
not ideal for the 4th of
July - Bar Mitzvah hybrid party for
converting ANSI vagina to UTF-8 penis
, in fact the function was completely
mojibaked. Whatever, it's not like we
wanted the PENIS to be legible
for veteran benefits. It only served
it's purpose in amsterdam, which isn't
saying much as even the vaginas
. Rockefeller Sr., now resurrected, took a
massive shit on the floor, gazing
with a twinkle in his eye