an unknown ASCII art forum and
to the point that he ended
his own life. But our story is
not about his life, but about
the lives of the Funk Soul
that been tormented for many
ducks swimming in a hot spring
words, erroneously. This may be attributed
to lack of sleep due to
to lack of sleep due to
incessantly repeating the same phrase. The
brown Giko jumps over Bold Mona
because those were the only two
characters the newfag could name. Suddenly
a large feral hog ran towards
Park Ryung Woo, the GSL champion!
This was absolutely devastating, for once
the hog reached Park, Park's title
is "the biggest anal-phabet to be"
and things couldn't be the same!
Before charging, the swine took a
short break to praise Allah. Now
he is listening to extremist nasheeds.
"Doesn't that ruffle your feathers," said
RapeApe of KiwiFarms fame
after deleting /vp/ and making a
a /ko/ board for Korean media.
"You have kindled my divine wrath!"
Says the "god" of pedo Muhammad
who recently won a BBQ pork
Thus causing him to scream "HARAAM!"
and consequently butcher the thread's grammar.
On a completely unrelated note, my
neighbor's cat met an untimely end
at the hand of my cock
And one of Papa Franku's guns
and more Pawn Shop employees. Anyway
The roast is most certainly ruined
, there's NO WAY this is a proper
burial for the GSL champion. Whoever
Stole my cookies Will FUCKING DIE!
is responsible shall face the wrath
of Muhammad for not reloading before
the coming of the Imam Mahdi.
On a brighter note, Emperor Naruhito
WON THE PACHINKO LOTTERY, YEAH MAN
. But wait, that was actually just
A really awesome dream months ago.
"Damn it, William of Orange's pornshop
John Wilford Decker from eastern .Oklahoma
, not crying because it's over but
smiling because it fappened. John was
stroking his cock in reverence, when
Nikola Tesla reinvented the wheel
and invented a five word post.
Then, he poisoned Rockefeller Sr.'s drinks.
However, King Charles dissolved parliament thereafter.
Rockefeller Sr.'s funeral was briefly interrupted
because Nikola powered up his coil.
Needless to say, fun was had
in the ecumenical council that day
Charles knocked three times there too.
Charles Barkley that is, not to
confused with King Charles from earlier.
The Pope sat on his lap,
and whispered in Mr. Barkley's ear:
"whoever hears this is gay", then
quickly made haste back to Rome.
Charles went white with fear, was
writing Tesla about Rockefeller Sr.'s resurrection;
"This white boy got hops! Ain't
he just a lizard like Charles!"
(referring to His Majesty King Charles).
whilst in a North Korean prison
he seduced an imprisoned ROK abductee
named usami sumireko, much to the
chagrin of her wife who insisted
she remain chaste and continue her
Trials towards becoming a Mahayana Nun.
"Surely Buddha won't mind if I
did a rite on Rockefeller Sr.,
the poor fellow looks quite piqued."
preached her nun-ness. Yukari was having
cereal, despite her shikigami having promised
an oncoming shortage of count chocula.
After stealing the thread from DQN,
capey made it back to cape-cave.
"My anus hungers for warm semans."
With these words, bas8que niggers were
conjured from the grave. This was
not ideal for the 4th of
July - Bar Mitzvah hybrid party for
converting ANSI vagina to UTF-8 penis
, in fact the function was completely
mojibaked. Whatever, it's not like we
wanted the PENIS to be legible