ITT we write a story 6 words at a time [Original] (106)

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There once was a man from

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an unknown ASCII art forum and

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he was very obsessed with >>1san

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to the point that he ended

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his own life. But our story is

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not about his life, but about

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the lives of the Funk Soul

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that been tormented for many

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ducks swimming in a hot spring

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day bath. Meanwhile >>8 used 5

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words, erroneously. This may be attributed

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to lack of sleep due to

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to lack of sleep due to

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incessantly repeating the same phrase. The

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brown Giko jumps over Bold Mona

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because those were the only two

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characters the newfag could name. Suddenly

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a large feral hog ran towards

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Park Ryung Woo, the GSL champion!

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This was absolutely devastating, for once

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the hog reached Park, Park's title

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is "the biggest anal-phabet to be"

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and things couldn't be the same!

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Before charging, the swine took a

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short break to praise Allah. Now

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he is listening to extremist nasheeds.

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"Doesn't that ruffle your feathers," said

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RapeApe of KiwiFarms fame

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after deleting /vp/ and making a

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a /ko/ board for Korean media.

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"You have kindled my divine wrath!"

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Says the "god" of pedo Muhammad

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who recently won a BBQ pork

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Thus causing him to scream "HARAAM!"

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and consequently butcher the thread's grammar.

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On a completely unrelated note, my

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neighbor's cat met an untimely end

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at the hand of my cock

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And one of Papa Franku's guns

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and more Pawn Shop employees. Anyway

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The roast is most certainly ruined

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, there's NO WAY this is a proper

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burial for the GSL champion. Whoever

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Stole my cookies Will FUCKING DIE!

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is responsible shall face the wrath

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of Muhammad for not reloading before

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the coming of the Imam Mahdi.

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On a brighter note, Emperor Naruhito

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WON THE PACHINKO LOTTERY, YEAH MAN

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. But wait, that was actually just

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A really awesome dream months ago.

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"Damn it, William of Orange's pornshop

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was consumed in the flames!," shouted

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John Wilford Decker from eastern .Oklahoma

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, not crying because it's over but

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smiling because it fappened. John was

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