Lounge Self-Help Thread [CREATIVITY] [SUICIDE] (19)

1 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/09 21:49

Are you feeling like you are lost, with no direction in life? Are you constantly filled with regret and remorse for wasted or misused time? Do you frequently have self-destructive, even suicidal thoughts?

There's nothing to fear, in this support group we can help you turn those thoughts into action. Here we can discuss the best ways to go out in style.

2 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/09 21:51

Being carried by helicopter to put out forest fires with the blood pouring from your arteries.

3 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/09 21:54

Dying from suffocation after trapping yourself in the minion (helium) balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

4 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/09 21:55

Traveling across new york city by only doing the worm on the street.

5 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/10 06:18

Not the most original way to go out there, but riding a bomb down with a cowboy hat in my hand.

6 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/17 00:46

Running and jumping off a floating small plane while your friend that is tied to you through the 1000ft piece of rope runs and jumps off the opposite side of the plane, so when the rope becomes fully extended you and your friend will collide as a pendulum.

7 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/18 23:52

Jumping off the top of the WTC on the day 9/11 happened and being remembered as a hero

8 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/19 01:05

killing yourself with your family and loved ones in the bunker as a last "fuck you" to all your enemies

9 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/19 16:30

>>7
"Can't wait until I get to one of the high floors so I can kill myself. I hope I can just be forgotten and nothing happens today that will immortalize me."

10 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/21 00:50

>>8
missed the mark with
being inspirational there ,champ.
try again

11 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/21 00:51

see,i want to be DEAD here,
i don't want to take hostages

12 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/21 00:53

that being said,the Japanese suicide forest
would get your name out there!

13 Name: CTRL Z + CTRL Y!hr9OC39Yyc : 2026/08/31 04:23

Lean like Michael Jackson while the train is passing by and D I E

14 Name: Nameless : 2026/08/31 13:20

>>11
But self-helping others into the release of death is a noble thing.

15 Name: sage : 2026/09/01 04:59

Grab a handsaw, lay down, and cut and chop yourself off limb by limb. bloody and painful, but the blood and pain mean you are putting the realest effort.

16 Name: Nameless : 2026/09/01 12:01

Eat a grenade

17 Name: Nameless : 2026/09/02 07:51

If you want to kill yourself just do an exit bag.

For under $100 you can put on a helium mask and peacefully fall asleep.

Make sure to leave a note on your front door and wear a diaper, do it on some towels or blankets or a tarp or something to make cleanup easier for those who stay behind. It's kind of rude to shit everywhere and just leave a stinkin' corpse in the unit for weeks / months you know

18 Name: Nameless : 2026/09/02 15:19

I'm halfway tempted to leave a note on my door just to see how long it would take for someone to notice.

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