Aside from rough number estimations, tildes are always received as flirty. ITT attempt to post any tilde-ending sentence that is impossible to be seen as sexually inviting～

It just makes you sound gay as fuck~.

feesh～

I have a large growth in between my toes～

Rape~

My friend died～
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awawawawa～

さいたま～～～～！

My liver is failing after years of alcohol abuse～～～～

My mom was killed by a tractor yesterday～～～

Just about everything we do with our lives is a waste as whatever we're doing does have the highest potential for benefiting anyone or anything～

I spent all of pride month lynching gay people～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～

I like throwing rocks at people who have sex～～～～

I like having sex with rocks～～

I tried to hang myself～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～

Puss is leaking out of my toenail～

Chiggers～

cd ~

I dropped my phone and now the screen is broken～～～

I stepped on a block of non-trademarked interlocking plastic building block of my choice and am now in immense pain～～