ITT we write about the last poster's powerful erection (8)

1 Name: Nameless : 2026/06/29 18:10

Japan and South Korea were put on high alert this morning after a falsely identified North Korean Missile test warning set off by >>0's morning wood.

2 Name: Nameless : 2026/06/29 18:52

>>1's huge penis is currently throbbing with a force that transcends all known limits of human biology. The shock wave it emits exceeds 150 decibels, and this isn't even his full power. Were he to swing it with all his might, the entire surrounding prefecture would surely be wiped off the map.

3 Name: Nameless : 2026/06/29 19:08

>>2 went for a waist-deep swim in the warm tides of the Florida coast. His erection would be the cause of the storms attributed to the defeat of the Spanish Armada.

4 Name: Nameless : 2026/06/29 21:36

>>3's erection is so powerful that he managed to touch the moon with it
His phallic veins are as big as Alaska and his glans is as big as Africa
Poor Nameless, how can he live with a monster like that hiding in his underpants?

5 Name: Nameless : 2026/06/29 21:55

>>4 makes up for his complete absence of imagination by drilling through the walls of Fort Knox and through the hearts of his obstacles to attain the spoils for himself, all while only at half mast.

6 Name: Nameless : 2026/06/29 22:29

Whenever NASA detects a gravitational anomaly in the upper reaches of the atmosphere, the first thing they do is give >>5 a call. In the vast majority of cases, his massive erection is the culprit.

7 Name: Nameless : 2026/06/29 22:38

Environmental scientists have recently erupted in protest to Redwood National Park being almost completely deforested by >>6's spontaneous erections.

8 Name: Nameless : 2026/06/30 21:51

As the firefighters had no trampolines or ladders, >>7 was recently revered as a town hero for allowing the first responders to rescue the elderly inhabitants on the top floor of a burning nursing home through the use of his climbable erection.

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