because JEWS really hate starcraft. Eh,
at least he doesn't work for
Suigintou, who knows what kind of
erotica you beat your cock to.
and that you hide it in
a fish taco from piggly wiggly's
. A yuri couple was spotted at
CoCo ICHIBANYA, refusing to pay for
a used fish taco that somehow
contained the phallus of one "Nameless"
, as lesbians are phallus vegans. This
enraged Nameless, who had sacrificed his
his pecker for the sake of
their fine dining experience. "You ingrates
that weiner wasn't meant to serve
as anything but a mighty sabre
" the Nameless man belabored. The market-chef
proceeded to sever Nameless's balls, preparing
kintama sashimi for any interested customer.
Nameless continued: "This establishment's customer service
department is located at the customer
success squadron headquarters. Shall I inform
the customer service success squad?" Well,
we all know what happened next.
The lesbians couldn't answer, as they
don't acknowledge replies exceeding 6 words.
Count Dooku entered the scene; "what's
'you kuri shitty te ne' mean?"
is a question we've all asked
and a question Count Dooku really
did not want to hear. Unfortunately,
he heard it. He was distraught.
He recognized the sound, it was
the sound of someone asking what
his farts smell like.
(y'all are too chicken to
continue this??)
Dooku, enraged, set course for the
, The Americas. He was later found
at the Pentagon, cock in hand,
preparing to unleash his penile wrath
upon Mitch McConnel's weakened vessel. A
Jedi master by the name of
doo doo won poo poo
, once a padawan of the great
brand new eastern african murder empire
heir, click click whistle tang windu,
was now being held in bondage
by the person he thought he