to throw themselves off a building.
That circumstance made Tesla deeply depressed,
later that day, he was found
at a theme park having fun
, but only shortly before killing himself.
All the cocks mourned Tesla's death
for a bit, but then stopped
in lieu of a greater tragedy;
Richard Stallberger was found dead in
the plot of a Chinese eroge
which many of the cocks played
and had many hot gay sex
with one another whilst playing it.
In the eroge, you would expect
no mention of Richard, let alone
a chapter dedicated to Richard's untimely
demise at the hands of the
bukkake ghosts procured by the magnificent
Saitama Public Bukkake Ghost Procurement Department
(open weekdays 11 to 5). In meatspace,
no one is anonymous, not even
Richard Stallberger (1963-2026). Circumstances alone
would dictate that he be immortalized
by his participation in the great
island celebrations held in honor of
Tohno's passing. His wife barely had
sex, and not for lack of
Tohno's tiny tool, but rather the
constant monitoring from government agents, which
probed Tohno's rectum, preventing his wife
work on genetically modified gay rabbits
which were intended to bear the
next heir of the Stallberger throne.
Then, the story ended suddenly. Fin.
Our next story concerns the fine
maiden laden in black, Suigintou, and
her notably less refined sister, Hinaichigo.
Suisiseki ran metasploit at CIA servers,
thus earning herself timeout in the
lunar core. She left behind a
strange clue, an ancient Mesopotamian artifact
which could turn boys into girls.
Upon discovery, Hinaichigo stole the artifact
and promptly fulfilled the wish of
Christopher "moot" Poole, who always wanted
to be raped from the inside.
moot is good person, not really
actually. Just a JEW who'll kill
every south korean in his way
because JEWS really hate starcraft. Eh,
at least he doesn't work for
Suigintou, who knows what kind of
erotica you beat your cock to.
and that you hide it in
a fish taco from piggly wiggly's
. A yuri couple was spotted at
CoCo ICHIBANYA, refusing to pay for
a used fish taco that somehow
contained the phallus of one "Nameless"
, as lesbians are phallus vegans. This
enraged Nameless, who had sacrificed his
his pecker for the sake of
their fine dining experience. "You ingrates
that weiner wasn't meant to serve
as anything but a mighty sabre
" the Nameless man belabored. The market-chef
proceeded to sever Nameless's balls, preparing
kintama sashimi for any interested customer.
Nameless continued: "This establishment's customer service
department is located at the customer
success squadron headquarters. Shall I inform
the customer service success squad?" Well,
we all know what happened next.
The lesbians couldn't answer, as they
don't acknowledge replies exceeding 6 words.
Count Dooku entered the scene; "what's
'you kuri shitty te ne' mean?"
is a question we've all asked
and a question Count Dooku really
did not want to hear. Unfortunately,
he heard it. He was distraught.
He recognized the sound, it was
the sound of someone asking what
his farts smell like.
(y'all are too chicken to
continue this??)
Dooku, enraged, set course for the
, The Americas. He was later found
at the Pentagon, cock in hand,
preparing to unleash his penile wrath
upon Mitch McConnel's weakened vessel. A
Jedi master by the name of
doo doo won poo poo
, once a padawan of the great
brand new eastern african murder empire
heir, click click whistle tang windu,
was now being held in bondage
by the person he thought he
used to give his cummies to.