You are the general JUNIOR MAC TITS. You must defeat the (numerically superior) army of the treacherous general JOYOUS NIGGEROWITSZCH. You have captured an enemy soldier (see at the top left) who gave you a full description of the disposition of the enemy army, giving you an INFORMATION ADVANTAGE over him.What are your instructions???
Can my men scale cliffs?I imagine they'd be very slow doing this, but there are 6 men at the bottom that likely will not be able to rejoin the rest of the team if they go the straightforward route.Otherwise, I'd use 3 in the forests to distract the team of six by the ruins, and have my 6 bottom men move up into the ruins, like so.
Wars are won by men, not tactics. I gather my men to charge in a night assault directly into their camp.Banzai!
>>650Hold on, there's not enough rifles to equip everyone! Where did you get the second FAMAS!?
Oh.. as luck would have it, it seems to have washed ashore. That or it was manufactured or found in the tent, no one knows.
In a stroke of fortune, a grand arsenal of PENIS missiles washed ashore and/or were found in the tent
It's risky, but perhaps I could lure that team of enemy soldiers into the ruins by staging an attack, and then cut them off from the rear with the troops in the forest. From here they could be sieged into surrender or annihilation, which would ease the numerical problem.
What about the actual flash game, stick war? It's really fun.