| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  Armchair Therapist | pop psych | 5 | Quick and Aggressive | 1 | 2 |  My Pet Cat | kuro | 5 | Tank | 3 | 1 |  GOOD GUY | ni*hihi*l | 45 | Strong defense | 3 | 0 |  Yale Grad | Yale University | 18 | Evasive | 5 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Armchair Therapist.
Armchair Therapist now has 2 wins.
Battle 276 of season 1 has begun!
| Armchair Therapist attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Armchair Therapist strikes a powerful blow!
Armchair Therapist
「Clearly it's mommy issues.」
Dealt 5 damage to GOOD GUY!
defense has dropped to !24!!
| | GOOD GUY
「it happens」
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Health remaining（ Armchair Therapist:5 , My Pet Cat:5 , GOOD GUY:40 , Yale Grad:18 ）
| My Pet Cat attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
My Pet Cat
「HISS!」
Dealt 5 damage to Yale Grad!
| | Yale Grad
「Stop, you'll damage my cufflinks!」
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Health remaining（ Armchair Therapist:5 , My Pet Cat:5 , GOOD GUY:40 , Yale Grad:13 ）
| Yale Grad attacks! （Accuracy rate: 87％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Yale Grad
「Get a job, low-life!」
Dealt 5 damage to My Pet Cat!
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Health remaining（ Armchair Therapist:5 , My Pet Cat:0 , GOOD GUY:40 , Yale Grad:13 ）
My Pet Cat has been defeated!
 「...」
My Pet Cat has 2 lives left!
| GOOD GUY attacks!（Accuracy rate: 46％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
GOOD GUY
「GOOD GUY hurts NO GUY」
| | Yale Grad
Yale Grad
「I had a 4.6 GPA in attack dodging.」
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Health remaining（ Armchair Therapist:5 , GOOD GUY:40 , Yale Grad:13 ）
| Armchair Therapist attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 10％）
Armchair Therapist deals a Critical Hit!
Armchair Therapist
「Actually, it's daddy issues.」
Dealt 48 damage to GOOD GUY!
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Health remaining（ Armchair Therapist:5 , GOOD GUY:-8 , Yale Grad:13 ）
GOOD GUY has been defeated!
「I'LL RETURN TO RUN ANOTHER DAY」
GOOD GUY has 2 lives left!
| Yale Grad attacks! （Accuracy rate: 58％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
Yale Grad
「Get a job, low-life!」
Dealt 17 damage to Armchair Therapist!
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Health remaining（ Armchair Therapist:-12 , Yale Grad:13 ）
Armchair Therapist has 0 lives remaining!
Armchair Therapist was defeated.
「Maybe I should get some therapy.」
Armchair Therapist was defeated with a total of 2 wins.
Yale Grad is the only survivor!
Yale Grad
 「Bulldog! Bulldog! Bow-wow-wow! Eli Yale!」
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