| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  Admiral Maxipenis Erectus | PENIS | 49 | Strong attack | 1 | 2 |  Jackuza | Kintama | 20 | Quick and Aggressive | 4 | 1 |  Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman | 亀甲男 | 28 | Quick and Aggressive | 2 | 0 |  Low Rider | War | 32 | Strong defense | 5 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Admiral Maxipenis Erectus.
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus now has 2 wins.
Battle 87 of season 1 has begun!
| Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman continuously attacks!
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Kikko-punch!」
Dealt 3 damage to Low Rider!
Low Rider dealt 2damage.
| | Low Rider
「I'm the one to meet」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Jackuza:20 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:28 , Low Rider:27 ）
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 84％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 22 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
| | Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Your attacks are futile against the divine power of soy sauce」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Jackuza:20 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:6 , Low Rider:27 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 2 damage to Low Rider!
| | Low Rider
「I'm the one to meet」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Jackuza:20 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:6 , Low Rider:25 ）
| Low Rider attacks! （Accuracy rate: 58％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Low Rider
「I'm a real goer」
Dealt 8 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Jackuza:20 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:-2 , Low Rider:25 ）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman has been defeated!
「I need to refill on soy sauce」
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman has 1 lives left!
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Jackuza strikes a powerful blow!
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 5 damage to Low Rider!
defense has dropped to !13!!
| | Low Rider
「I'm the one to meet」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Jackuza:20 , Low Rider:20 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 71％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 3 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Jackuza:17 , Low Rider:20 ）
| Low Rider attacks! （Accuracy rate: 68％ / Critical hit rate: 7％）
Low Rider
「I'm a real goer」
Dealt 4 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Jackuza:13 , Low Rider:20 ）
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 8％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 14 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:35 , Jackuza:13 , Low Rider:20 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 74％ / Critical hit rate: 9％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Jackuza swiftly dodged it
Jackuza
「Are you blind?」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:35 , Jackuza:13 , Low Rider:20 ）
| Low Rider attacks! （Accuracy rate: 71％ / Critical hit rate: 10％）
Low Rider
「I'm a real goer」
Dealt 4 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:35 , Jackuza:9 , Low Rider:20 ）
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 22％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 9 damage to Low Rider!
| | Low Rider
「I'm the one to meet」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:35 , Jackuza:9 , Low Rider:11 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 12％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 4 damage to Low Rider!
| | Low Rider
「I'm the one to meet」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:35 , Jackuza:9 , Low Rider:7 ）
| Low Rider attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 26％）
Low Rider
「I'm a real goer」
Dealt 4 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:31 , Jackuza:9 , Low Rider:7 ）
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 28％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 12 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:19 , Jackuza:9 , Low Rider:7 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 80％ / Critical hit rate: 14％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 4 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:19 , Jackuza:5 , Low Rider:7 ）
| Low Rider attacks! （Accuracy rate: 77％ / Critical hit rate: 30％）
Low Rider deals a Critical Hit!
Low Rider
「Take a little trip and see!」
Dealt 27 damage to Jackuza!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:19 , Jackuza:-22 , Low Rider:7 ）
Jackuza has been defeated!
 「This isn't over, punks!」
Jackuza has 3 lives left!
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 15％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 4 damage to Low Rider!
| | Low Rider
「I'm the one to meet」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:19 , Low Rider:3 ）
| Low Rider attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 45％）
Low Rider deals a Critical Hit!
Low Rider
「Take a little trip and see!」
Dealt 24 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:-5 , Low Rider:3 ）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has 0 lives remaining!
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus was defeated.
 「Not good... at this rate I'll be court martialed and my PENIS confiscated」
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus was defeated with a total of 2 wins.
Low Rider is the only survivor!
Low Rider
「Take a little trip with me」
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