| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  Jackuza | Kintama | 20 | Quick and Aggressive | 5 | 1 |  Admiral Maxipenis Erectus | PENIS | 49 | Strong attack | 1 | 1 |  ちるの | ⑨ | 9 | Evasive | 1 | 2 |  Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman | 亀甲男 | 28 | Quick and Aggressive | 3 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Jackuza.
Battle 86 of season 1 has begun!
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 3 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
| | Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Your attacks are futile against the divine power of soy sauce」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:9 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:25 ）
| Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman attacks! （Accuracy rate: 61％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Kikko-punch!」
Dealt 3 damage to ちるの!
| | ちるの
「負けないわ！あたいたら解けさせない、最強だから！」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:6 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:25 ）
| Jackuza attacks!（Accuracy rate: 55％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
| | ちるの swiftly dodged it
ちるの
「そんな刀で脅したって無駄よ！ 何てったって最強なんだから。」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:6 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:25 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 69％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 4 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:16 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:6 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:25 ）
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 10％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 4 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:12 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:6 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:25 ）
| Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Kikko-punch!」
Dealt 10 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:2 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:6 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:25 ）
| Jackuza attacks!（Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 21％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus barely dodged it
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Hah! Such a puny thing can hardly be called a PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:2 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:6 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:25 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 65％ / Critical hit rate: 8％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 13 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
| | Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Your attacks are futile against the divine power of soy sauce」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:2 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:6 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:12 ）
 | ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 18％）
ちるの deals a Critical Hit!
ちるの
「ダイアモンドブリザード！」
Dealt 17 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:2 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:6 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:-5 ）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman has been defeated!
「I need to refill on soy sauce」
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman has 2 lives left!
 | Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 67％ / Critical hit rate: 30％）
Jackuza deals a Critical Hit!
Jackuza
「Take that!」
Dealt 39 damage to ちるの!
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:2 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:-33 ）
ちるの has 0 lives remaining!
ちるの was defeated.
 「ちくしょう！このままではあたいの時代が終ってしまう！」
ちるの was defeated with a total of 2 wins.
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 71％ / Critical hit rate: 11％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Jackuza
Jackuza
「Are you blind?」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:2 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 ）
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 36％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 11 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:2 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:38 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 73％ / Critical hit rate: 13％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 4 damage to Jackuza!
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Health remaining（ Jackuza:-2 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:38 ）
Jackuza has been defeated!
 「This isn't over, punks!」
Jackuza has 4 lives left!
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus is the only survivor!
with a total of 2wins!
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
 「Your first mistake was underestimating my PENIS.」
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