| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  Admiral Maxipenis Erectus | PENIS | 49 | Strong attack | 2 | 1 |  ちるの | ⑨ | 9 | Evasive | 2 | 2 |  Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman | 亀甲男 | 28 | Quick and Aggressive | 4 | 0 |  Jackuza | Kintama | 20 | Quick and Aggressive | 5 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Admiral Maxipenis Erectus.
Battle 85 of season 1 has begun!
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 4 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:9 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:28 , Jackuza:16 ）
| Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Kikko-punch!」
Dealt 11 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:9 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:28 , Jackuza:5 ）
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 55％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 2 damage to ちるの!
| | ちるの
「負けないわ！あたいたら解けさせない、最強だから！」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:7 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:28 , Jackuza:5 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 31％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | ちるの swiftly dodged it
ちるの
「そんな刀で脅したって無駄よ！ 何てったって最強なんだから。」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:7 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:28 , Jackuza:5 ）
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 10％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 5 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
| | Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Your attacks are futile against the divine power of soy sauce」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:7 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:23 , Jackuza:5 ）
| Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman attacks! （Accuracy rate: 65％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman deals a Critical Hit!
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Death to foreign sauces!」
Dealt 45 damage to ちるの!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , ちるの:-38 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:23 , Jackuza:5 ）
ちるの has been defeated!
 「今の内に逃げよー！ 次はもっと静かな所に行きたいわー」
ちるの has 1 lives left!
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 14％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 14 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:35 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:23 , Jackuza:5 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 73％ / Critical hit rate: 8％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 2 damage to Jackuza!
| | Jackuza
「Don't mess with me!」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:35 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:23 , Jackuza:3 ）
| Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 9％）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Kikko-punch!」
Dealt 16 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:19 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:23 , Jackuza:3 ）
| Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 30％）
Jackuza
「You're going down!」
Dealt 21 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
| | Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Your attacks are futile against the divine power of soy sauce」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:19 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:2 , Jackuza:3 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 63％ / Critical hit rate: 11％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 12 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:19 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:-10 , Jackuza:3 ）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman has been defeated!
「I need to refill on soy sauce」
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman has 3 lives left!
 | Jackuza attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 36％）
Jackuza deals a Critical Hit!
Jackuza
「Take that!」
Dealt 41 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:-22 , Jackuza:3 ）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has been defeated!
 「You may have gotten the better of me this time, but my PENIS is still bigger than yours!」
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has 1 lives left!
Jackuza is the only survivor!
Jackuza
 「Am I great or what?」
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