| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  ちるの | ⑨ | 9 | Evasive | 3 | 2 |  Ginger | Celtic ancestry | 13 | Quick and Aggressive | 1 | 0 |  Admiral Maxipenis Erectus | PENIS | 49 | Strong attack | 2 | 0 |  Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman | 亀甲男 | 28 | Quick and Aggressive | 5 | 0 |
The last battle was won by ちるの.
ちるの now has 2 wins.
Battle 84 of season 1 has begun!
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 5 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
| | Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman
「Your attacks are futile against the divine power of soy sauce」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:9 , Ginger:13 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:23 ）
| Ginger attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Ginger
「Yes the carpets match the drapes!」
Dealt 29 damage to Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman!
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Health remaining（ ちるの:9 , Ginger:13 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 , Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman:-6 ）
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman has been defeated!
「I need to refill on soy sauce」
Shouyu Senshi Kikkoman has 4 lives left!
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 30％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 3 damage to ちるの!
| | ちるの
「負けないわ！あたいたら解けさせない、最強だから！」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:6 , Ginger:13 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 ）
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 8％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 2 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:6 , Ginger:13 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:47 ）
| Ginger attacks!（Accuracy rate: 70％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Ginger
「Yes the carpets match the drapes!」
| | ちるの
ちるの
「そんな刀で脅したって無駄よ！ 何てったって最強なんだから。」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:6 , Ginger:13 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:47 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 58％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 6 damage to Ginger!
| | Ginger
「Better red than dead!」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:6 , Ginger:7 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:47 ）
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 14％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 2 damage to Ginger!
| | Ginger
「Better red than dead!」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:6 , Ginger:5 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:47 ）
| Ginger attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 16％）
Ginger continuously attacks!
Ginger
「Yes the carpets match the drapes!」
Dealt 15 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus dealt 16damage.
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:6 , Ginger:5 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:16 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 61％ / Critical hit rate: 9％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Ginger
Ginger
「BIG MISTAKE DUMBASS」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:6 , Ginger:5 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:16 ）
| ちるの attacks!（Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 20％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus barely dodged it
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Hah! Such a puny thing can hardly be called a PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ ちるの:6 , Ginger:5 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:16 ）
 | Ginger attacks! （Accuracy rate: 76％ / Critical hit rate: 22％）
Ginger deals a Critical Hit!
Ginger
「REDHEAD FURY」
Dealt 44 damage to ちるの!
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Health remaining（ ちるの:-38 , Ginger:5 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:16 ）
ちるの has been defeated!
 「今の内に逃げよー！ 次はもっと静かな所に行きたいわー」
ちるの has 2 lives left!
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 64％ / Critical hit rate: 12％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 6 damage to Ginger!
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Health remaining（ Ginger:-1 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:16 ）
Ginger has 0 lives remaining!
Ginger was defeated.
 「Now I'm dead!」
Ginger was defeated without a win.
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus is the only survivor!
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
 「Your first mistake was underestimating my PENIS.」
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