| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  Shampoon | timotei | 20 | Quick and Aggressive | 1 | 3 |  ちるの | ⑨ | 9 | Evasive | 4 | 1 |  Ginger | Celtic ancestry | 13 | Quick and Aggressive | 3 | 0 |  Admiral Maxipenis Erectus | PENIS | 49 | Strong attack | 4 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Shampoon.
Shampoon now has 3 wins.
Battle 82 of season 1 has begun!
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 2 damage to Ginger!
| | Ginger
「Better red than dead!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , ちるの:9 , Ginger:11 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 17 damage to Ginger!
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , ちるの:9 , Ginger:-6 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 ）
Ginger has been defeated!
 「I need a bandaid!」
Ginger has 2 lives left!
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 30％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | ちるの swiftly dodged it
ちるの
「そんな刀で脅したって無駄よ！ 何てったって最強なんだから。」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , ちるの:9 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:49 ）
 | ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 8％）
ちるの deals a Critical Hit!
ちるの
「ダイアモンドブリザード！」
Dealt 20 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , ちるの:9 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:29 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 76％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 5 damage to ちるの!
| | ちるの
「負けないわ！あたいたら解けさせない、最強だから！」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , ちるの:4 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:29 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 28％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | ちるの
ちるの
「そんな刀で脅したって無駄よ！ 何てったって最強なんだから。」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , ちるの:4 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:29 ）
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 21％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 5 damage to Shampoon!
| | Shampoon
「Stop that!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:15 , ちるの:4 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:29 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 74％ / Critical hit rate: 8％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 4 damage to ちるの!
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:15 , ちるの:0 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:29 ）
ちるの has been defeated!
 「今の内に逃げよー！ 次はもっと静かな所に行きたいわー」
ちるの has 3 lives left!
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 55％ / Critical hit rate: 9％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Shampoon barely dodged it
Shampoon
「You can't hit me!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:15 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:29 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 10％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 11 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:15 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:18 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 57％ / Critical hit rate: 11％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 6 damage to Shampoon!
| | Shampoon
「Stop that!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:9 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:18 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 24％）
Shampoon continuously attacks!
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 9 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus dealt 7damage.
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:9 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 64％ / Critical hit rate: 39％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Shampoon swiftly dodged it
Shampoon
「You can't hit me!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:9 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 28％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 10 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:9 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:-8 ）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has been defeated!
 「You may have gotten the better of me this time, but my PENIS is still bigger than yours!」
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has 3 lives left!
Shampoon is the only survivor!
They've won 2 in a row, with a total of 4wins!
Shampoon
 「Are you ready for a miracle?」
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