| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  Shampoon | timotei | 20 | Quick and Aggressive | 2 | 1 |  gogo | gogomaster | 50 | Strong attack | 1 | 2 |  hikari | frenzy | 30 | Emphasis on Attack | 1 | 2 |  Admiral Maxipenis Erectus | PENIS | 32 | Good offense and defense | 2 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Shampoon.
Battle 79 of season 1 has begun!
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 14 damage to hikari!
| | hikari
「喧嘩はしません 意地悪もしません」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , gogo:50 , hikari:16 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:32 ）
| hikari attacks!（Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
hikari
「無理すん〜な！無理すん〜な！」
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus barely dodged it
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Hah! Such a puny thing can hardly be called a PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , gogo:50 , hikari:16 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:32 ）
| gogo attacks! （Accuracy rate: 83％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
gogo
「Feel My SHIELD」
Dealt 5 damage to hikari!
| | hikari
「喧嘩はしません 意地悪もしません」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , gogo:50 , hikari:11 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:32 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 75％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 17 damage to hikari!
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , gogo:50 , hikari:-6 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:32 ）
hikari has 0 lives remaining!
hikari was defeated.
 「・・・」とーちゃん「なさけなくって涙でてくらあ」
hikari was defeated with a total of 2 wins.
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 2 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , gogo:50 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:30 ）
| gogo attacks!（Accuracy rate: 39％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
gogo
「Feel My SHIELD」
| | Shampoon swiftly dodged it
Shampoon
「You can't hit me!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , gogo:50 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:30 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 30％ / Critical hit rate: 7％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 19 damage to Shampoon!
| | Shampoon
「Stop that!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:1 , gogo:50 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:30 ）
 | Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 32％）
Shampoon deals a Critical Hit!
Shampoon
「I've got a bone to pick with you!」
Dealt 39 damage to gogo!
| | gogo
「IM THE GREATEST SHIELD」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:1 , gogo:11 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:30 ）
| gogo attacks!（Accuracy rate: 27％ / Critical hit rate: 9％）
gogo
「Feel My SHIELD」
| | Shampoon
Shampoon
「You can't hit me!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:1 , gogo:11 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:30 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 18％ / Critical hit rate: 10％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Shampoon swiftly dodged it
Shampoon
「You can't hit me!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:1 , gogo:11 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:30 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 44％）
Shampoon deals a Critical Hit!
Shampoon
「I've got a bone to pick with you!」
Dealt 42 damage to gogo!
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:1 , gogo:-31 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:30 ）
gogo has 0 lives remaining!
gogo was defeated.
 「I'm NEVER GIVING UP」
gogo was defeated with a total of 2 wins.
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 20％ / Critical hit rate: 12％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Shampoon barely dodged it
Shampoon
「You can't hit me!」
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:1 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:30 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 52％）
Shampoon deals a Critical Hit!
Shampoon
「I've got a bone to pick with you!」
Dealt 39 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:1 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:-9 ）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has been defeated!
 「You may have gotten the better of me this time, but my PENIS is still bigger than yours!」
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has 1 lives left!
Shampoon is the only survivor!
They've won 2 in a row, Shampoon
 「Are you ready for a miracle?」
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