| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  gogo | gogomaster | 50 | Strong attack | 2 | 2 |  hikari | frenzy | 30 | Emphasis on Attack | 2 | 2 |  Shampoon | timotei | 20 | Quick and Aggressive | 2 | 0 |  Admiral Maxipenis Erectus | PENIS | 32 | Good offense and defense | 3 | 0 |
The last battle was won by gogo, who has won 2 battles total!
Battle 78 of season 1 has begun!
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shampoon continuously attacks!
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 8 damage to hikari!
hikari dealt 6damage.
| | hikari
「喧嘩はしません 意地悪もしません」
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Health remaining（ gogo:50 , hikari:16 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:32 ）
| hikari attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
hikari
「無理すん〜な！無理すん〜な！」
Dealt 15 damage to gogo!
| | gogo
「IM THE GREATEST SHIELD」
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Health remaining（ gogo:35 , hikari:16 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:32 ）
| gogo attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
gogo
「Feel My SHIELD」
Dealt 1 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ gogo:35 , hikari:16 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:31 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 27％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Shampoon swiftly dodged it
Shampoon
「You can't hit me!」
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Health remaining（ gogo:35 , hikari:16 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:31 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 2 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ gogo:35 , hikari:16 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:29 ）
| hikari attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
hikari continuously attacks!
hikari
「無理すん〜な！無理すん〜な！」
Dealt 6 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus dealt 5damage.
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ gogo:35 , hikari:16 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:18 ）
| gogo attacks! （Accuracy rate: 87％ / Critical hit rate: 7％）
gogo
「Feel My SHIELD」
Dealt 3 damage to hikari!
| | hikari
「喧嘩はしません 意地悪もしません」
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Health remaining（ gogo:35 , hikari:13 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:18 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 79％ / Critical hit rate: 8％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | hikari barely dodged it
hikari
「hikariは賢い良い子です」
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Health remaining（ gogo:35 , hikari:13 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:18 ）
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 9％）
Shampoon
「This is my time to shine!」
Dealt 8 damage to gogo!
| | gogo
「IM THE GREATEST SHIELD」
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Health remaining（ gogo:27 , hikari:13 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:18 ）
| hikari attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 10％）
hikari strikes a powerful blow!
hikari
「無理すん〜な！無理すん〜な！」
Dealt 13 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
defense has dropped to !8!!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ gogo:27 , hikari:13 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:5 ）
| gogo attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 11％）
gogo
「Feel My SHIELD」
Dealt 3 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ gogo:27 , hikari:13 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 88％ / Critical hit rate: 36％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | hikari barely dodged it
hikari
「hikariは賢い良い子です」
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Health remaining（ gogo:27 , hikari:13 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 ）
 | Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 13％）
Shampoon deals a Critical Hit!
Shampoon
「I've got a bone to pick with you!」
Dealt 40 damage to hikari!
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Health remaining（ gogo:27 , hikari:-27 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 ）
hikari has been defeated!
 「おいらは 花のおちこぼれ〜・・・」
hikari has 1 lives left!
| gogo attacks!（Accuracy rate: 47％ / Critical hit rate: 14％）
gogo
「Feel My SHIELD」
| | Shampoon barely dodged it
Shampoon
「You can't hit me!」
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Health remaining（ gogo:27 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 ）
 | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 42％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus deals a Critical Hit!
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Manly Sign 〜 PENIS BEAM」
Dealt 42 damage to gogo!
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Health remaining（ gogo:-15 , Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 ）
gogo has been defeated!
 「running is half masculinity 」
gogo has 1 lives left!
| Shampoon attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 15％）
Shampoon deals a Critical Hit!
Shampoon
「I've got a bone to pick with you!」
Dealt 40 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
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Health remaining（ Shampoon:20 , Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:-38 ）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has been defeated!
 「You may have gotten the better of me this time, but my PENIS is still bigger than yours!」
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has 2 lives left!
Shampoon is the only survivor!
Shampoon
 「Are you ready for a miracle?」
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