| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  Admiral Maxipenis Erectus | PENIS | 40 | Emphasis on Attack | 3 | 2 |  Kenzaburou Mussolini | Anonymous | 20 | Speedy | 4 | 1 |  ちるの | ⑨ | 29 | Strong defense | 2 | 1 |  The Elitist Antisocial | DQN | 16 | Quick and Aggressive | 4 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Admiral Maxipenis Erectus.
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus now has 2 wins.
Battle 70 of season 1 has begun!
 | Kenzaburou Mussolini attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Kenzaburou Mussolini deals a Critical Hit!
Dealt 38 damage to ちるの!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:40 , Kenzaburou Mussolini :20 , ちるの:-9 , The Elitist Antisocial:16 ）
ちるの has been defeated!
 「今の内に逃げよー！ 次はもっと静かな所に行きたいわー」
ちるの has 1 lives left!
| The Elitist Antisocial attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
The Elitist Antisocial
「Nyeeh! Take this, Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!!」
Dealt 22 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:18 , Kenzaburou Mussolini :20 , The Elitist Antisocial:16 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 9％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
Dealt 35 damage to The Elitist Antisocial!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:18 , Kenzaburou Mussolini :20 , The Elitist Antisocial:-19 ）
The Elitist Antisocial has been defeated!
 「Time to employ my secret strategy...」
The Elitist Antisocial has 3 lives left!
| Kenzaburou Mussolini attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Dealt 16 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
| | Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Your pathetic attacks only strengthen my resolve and harden my PENIS.」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 , Kenzaburou Mussolini :20 ）
| Admiral Maxipenis Erectus attacks!（Accuracy rate: 14％ / Critical hit rate: 15％）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus
「Ready! Wank! Fire!」
| | Kenzaburou Mussolini swiftly dodged it
Kenzaburou Mussolini
「Pssst!」
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:2 , Kenzaburou Mussolini :20 ）
| Kenzaburou Mussolini attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
Dealt 16 damage to Admiral Maxipenis Erectus!
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Health remaining（ Admiral Maxipenis Erectus:-14 , Kenzaburou Mussolini :20 ）
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has been defeated!
 「You may have gotten the better of me this time, but my PENIS is still bigger than yours!」
Admiral Maxipenis Erectus has 2 lives left!
Kenzaburou Mussolini is the only survivor!
with a total of 2wins!
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