| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins | The Wiper | Sanitation | 18 | Speedy | 1 | 3 | John Penis | John Penos | 50 | Strong attack | 2 | 4 | The DEFICATOR | feces | 5 | Quick and Aggressive | 2 | 0 | The Luck Cuck | luckshitter | 40 | Emphasis on Attack | 5 | 0 |
The last battle was won by The Wiper. The Wiper now has 3 wins.
Battle 64 of season 1 has begun!
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 19 damage to The Luck Cuck!
|  | The Luck Cuck 「Please don't hit me...」
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Health remaining( The Wiper:18 , John Penis :50 , The DEFICATOR:5 , The Luck Cuck:21 )
 | The DEFICATOR attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The DEFICATOR continuously attacks! The DEFICATOR 「You're headed down Shit's Creek!」 Dealt 26 damage to The Luck Cuck! The Luck Cuck dealt 23damage.
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Health remaining( The Wiper:18 , John Penis :50 , The DEFICATOR:5 , The Luck Cuck:-28 )
The Luck Cuck has been defeated!
「I just need to get lucky...」 The Luck Cuck has 4 lives left!
 | John Penis attacks!(Accuracy rate: 36% / Critical hit rate: 5%) John Penis 「I cast black penis」
|  | The DEFICATOR swiftly dodged it The DEFICATOR 「I'm too slick!」
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Health remaining( The Wiper:18 , John Penis :50 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 8 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( The Wiper:18 , John Penis :42 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | The DEFICATOR attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 10%) The DEFICATOR 「You're headed down Shit's Creek!」 Dealt 28 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( The Wiper:18 , John Penis :14 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | John Penis attacks! (Accuracy rate: 39% / Critical hit rate: 6%) John Penis 「I cast black penis」 Dealt 6 damage to The Wiper!
|  | The Wiper 「Ah! Deploying wipes」
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Health remaining( The Wiper:12 , John Penis :14 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 7%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 15 damage to The DEFICATOR!
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Health remaining( The Wiper:12 , John Penis :14 , The DEFICATOR:-10 )
The DEFICATOR has been defeated!
「Ah! I must retreat to the bathroom!」 The DEFICATOR has 1 lives left!
 | John Penis attacks!(Accuracy rate: 41% / Critical hit rate: 8%) John Penis 「I cast black penis」
|  | The Wiper swiftly dodged it The Wiper 「My shiny wiped body blinds you no?」
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Health remaining( The Wiper:12 , John Penis :14 )
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 9%) The Wiper continuously attacks! The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 3 damage to John Penis ! John Penis dealt 2damage.
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Health remaining( The Wiper:12 , John Penis :9 )
 | John Penis attacks!(Accuracy rate: 43% / Critical hit rate: 20%) John Penis 「I cast black penis」
|  | The Wiper swiftly dodged it The Wiper 「My shiny wiped body blinds you no?」
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Health remaining( The Wiper:12 , John Penis :9 )
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 11%) The Wiper continuously attacks! The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 5 damage to John Penis ! John Penis dealt 4damage.
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Health remaining( The Wiper:12 , John Penis :0 )
John Penis has been defeated! John Penis has 1 lives left!
The Wiper is the only survivor! They've won 2 in a row, with a total of 4wins! The Wiper
「Remember kids to always wipe after using the restroom!」
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