| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins | Lowdeficus | Glass gang | 25 | Quick and Aggressive | 1 | 1 | The Wiper | Sanitation | 18 | Speedy | 1 | 2 | John Penis | John Penos | 50 | Strong attack | 3 | 4 | The DEFICATOR | feces | 5 | Quick and Aggressive | 3 | 0 |
The last battle was won by Lowdeficus.
Battle 63 of season 1 has begun!
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The Wiper continuously attacks! The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 3 damage to John Penis ! John Penis dealt 2damage.
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:25 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :45 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | The DEFICATOR attacks!(Accuracy rate: 91% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The DEFICATOR 「You're headed down Shit's Creek!」
|  | The Wiper barely dodged it The Wiper 「My shiny wiped body blinds you no?」
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:25 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :45 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | Lowdeficus attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 5%) Lowdeficus 「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」 Dealt 13 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:25 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :32 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | John Penis attacks! (Accuracy rate: 56% / Critical hit rate: 5%) John Penis 「I cast black penis」 Dealt 11 damage to Lowdeficus!
|  | Lowdeficus 「No! Impossible!」
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:14 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :32 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 94% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 14 damage to The DEFICATOR!
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:14 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :32 , The DEFICATOR:-9 )
The DEFICATOR has been defeated!
「Ah! I must retreat to the bathroom!」 The DEFICATOR has 2 lives left!
 | Lowdeficus attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 6%) Lowdeficus 「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」 Dealt 16 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:14 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :16 )
 | John Penis attacks! (Accuracy rate: 59% / Critical hit rate: 7%) John Penis 「I cast black penis」 Dealt 10 damage to Lowdeficus!
|  | Lowdeficus 「No! Impossible!」
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:4 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :16 )
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 8%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 6 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:4 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :10 )
 | Lowdeficus attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 27%) Lowdeficus 「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」 Dealt 15 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:4 , The Wiper:18 , John Penis :-5 )
John Penis has been defeated! John Penis has 2 lives left!
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 10%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 11 damage to Lowdeficus!
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Health remaining( Lowdeficus:-7 , The Wiper:18 )
Lowdeficus has 0 lives remaining! Lowdeficus was defeated.
「I should have invested in defense...」 Lowdeficus was defeated with a total of 1 wins.
The Wiper is the only survivor! with a total of 3wins! The Wiper
「Remember kids to always wipe after using the restroom!」
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