| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins | John Penis | John Penos | 50 | Strong attack | 5 | 4 | The Wiper | Sanitation | 18 | Speedy | 2 | 1 | Lowdeficus | Glass gang | 25 | Quick and Aggressive | 2 | 0 | The DEFICATOR | feces | 5 | Quick and Aggressive | 5 | 0 |
The last battle was won by John Penis , who has won 3 battles total! John Penis now has 4 wins.
Battle 61 of season 1 has begun!
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The Wiper continuously attacks! The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 3 damage to John Penis ! John Penis dealt 2damage.
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Health remaining( John Penis :45 , The Wiper:18 , Lowdeficus:25 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | The DEFICATOR attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The DEFICATOR 「You're headed down Shit's Creek!」 Dealt 25 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( John Penis :20 , The Wiper:18 , Lowdeficus:25 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | Lowdeficus attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 5%) Lowdeficus 「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」 Dealt 13 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( John Penis :7 , The Wiper:18 , Lowdeficus:25 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | John Penis attacks!(Accuracy rate: 37% / Critical hit rate: 8%) John Penis 「I cast black penis」
|  | The Wiper The Wiper 「My shiny wiped body blinds you no?」
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Health remaining( John Penis :7 , The Wiper:18 , Lowdeficus:25 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | The Wiper attacks!(Accuracy rate: 94% / Critical hit rate: 5%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」
|  | The DEFICATOR barely dodged it The DEFICATOR 「I'm too slick!」
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Health remaining( John Penis :7 , The Wiper:18 , Lowdeficus:25 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
 | The DEFICATOR attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 12%) The DEFICATOR 「You're headed down Shit's Creek!」 Dealt 27 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining( John Penis :-20 , The Wiper:18 , Lowdeficus:25 , The DEFICATOR:5 )
John Penis has been defeated! John Penis has 4 lives left!
 | Lowdeficus attacks! (Accuracy rate: 78% / Critical hit rate: 7%) Lowdeficus 「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」 Dealt 24 damage to The DEFICATOR!
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Health remaining( The Wiper:18 , Lowdeficus:25 , The DEFICATOR:-19 )
The DEFICATOR has been defeated!
「Ah! I must retreat to the bathroom!」 The DEFICATOR has 4 lives left!
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 8%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 14 damage to Lowdeficus!
|  | Lowdeficus 「No! Impossible!」
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Health remaining( The Wiper:18 , Lowdeficus:11 )
 | Lowdeficus attacks! (Accuracy rate: 80% / Critical hit rate: 9%) Lowdeficus 「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」 Dealt 16 damage to The Wiper!
|  | The Wiper 「Ah! Deploying wipes」
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Health remaining( The Wiper:2 , Lowdeficus:11 )
 | The Wiper attacks! (Accuracy rate: 95% / Critical hit rate: 30%) The Wiper 「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」 Dealt 12 damage to Lowdeficus!
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Health remaining( The Wiper:2 , Lowdeficus:-1 )
Lowdeficus has been defeated!
「I'll hit harder next time!」 Lowdeficus has 1 lives left!
The Wiper is the only survivor! with a total of 2wins! The Wiper
「Remember kids to always wipe after using the restroom!」
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