| Name | Creator | Health | Fighting Type | Lives | Wins |  John Penis | John Penos | 50 | Strong attack | 4 | 3 |  The Wiper | Sanitation | 18 | Speedy | 3 | 1 |  ちるの | ⑨ | 39 | Strong defense | 1 | 0 |  Lowdeficus | Glass gang | 25 | Quick and Aggressive | 3 | 0 |
The last battle was won by John Penis , who has won 2 battles total!
John Penis now has 3 wins.
Battle 60 of season 1 has begun!
| The Wiper attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
The Wiper
「Assholes terrorizing your town? Do not fear! The Wiper is here!」
Dealt 3 damage to ちるの!
| | ちるの
「負けないわ！あたいたら解けさせない、最強だから！」
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Health remaining（ John Penis :50 , The Wiper:18 , ちるの:36 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| Lowdeficus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 73％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Lowdeficus
「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」
Dealt 13 damage to The Wiper!
| | The Wiper
「Ah! Deploying wipes」
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Health remaining（ John Penis :50 , The Wiper:5 , ちるの:36 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| John Penis attacks! （Accuracy rate: 36％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
John Penis
「I cast black penis」
Dealt 3 damage to The Wiper!
| | The Wiper
「Ah! Deploying wipes」
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Health remaining（ John Penis :50 , The Wiper:2 , ちるの:36 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 22％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 4 damage to The Wiper!
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Health remaining（ John Penis :50 , The Wiper:-2 , ちるの:36 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
The Wiper has been defeated!
 「Ah! I need to go get some industrial wipes!」
The Wiper has 2 lives left!
| Lowdeficus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 5％）
Lowdeficus
「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」
Dealt 14 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining（ John Penis :36 , ちるの:36 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| John Penis attacks!（Accuracy rate: 58％ / Critical hit rate: 6％）
John Penis
「I cast black penis」
| | Lowdeficus swiftly dodged it
Lowdeficus
「See? I don't need defense!」
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Health remaining（ John Penis :36 , ちるの:36 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| ちるの attacks! （Accuracy rate: 87％ / Critical hit rate: 7％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
Dealt 4 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining（ John Penis :32 , ちるの:36 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| Lowdeficus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 8％）
Lowdeficus
「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」
Dealt 16 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining（ John Penis :16 , ちるの:36 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| John Penis attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 9％）
John Penis
「I cast black penis」
Dealt 3 damage to ちるの!
| | ちるの
「負けないわ！あたいたら解けさせない、最強だから！」
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Health remaining（ John Penis :16 , ちるの:33 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| ちるの attacks!（Accuracy rate: 52％ / Critical hit rate: 10％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
| | Lowdeficus
Lowdeficus
「See? I don't need defense!」
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Health remaining（ John Penis :16 , ちるの:33 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
| Lowdeficus attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 11％）
Lowdeficus
「My defense is low, but I hit hard!」
Dealt 15 damage to John Penis !
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Health remaining（ John Penis :1 , ちるの:33 , Lowdeficus:25 ）
 | John Penis attacks! （Accuracy rate: 79％ / Critical hit rate: 48％）
John Penis deals a Critical Hit!
Dealt 33 damage to Lowdeficus!
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Health remaining（ John Penis :1 , ちるの:33 , Lowdeficus:-8 ）
Lowdeficus has been defeated!
 「I'll hit harder next time!」
Lowdeficus has 2 lives left!
| ちるの attacks!（Accuracy rate: 78％ / Critical hit rate: 13％）
ちるの
「パーフェクトフリーズ！」
| | John Penis
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Health remaining（ John Penis :1 , ちるの:33 ）
| John Penis attacks! （Accuracy rate: 95％ / Critical hit rate: 56％）
John Penis deals a Critical Hit!
Dealt 33 damage to ちるの!
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Health remaining（ John Penis :1 , ちるの:0 ）
ちるの has 0 lives remaining!
ちるの was defeated.
 「ちくしょう！このままではあたいの時代が終ってしまう！」
ちるの was defeated without a win.
John Penis is the only survivor!
They've won 3 in a row, with a total of 4wins!
John Penis のLivesは1回復しました！
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