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38657 B Name Anonymous 22/11/29(Tue)18:21 No. 5  
britney spears. what a woman! I rebnember when I was 11 she showed up to my house one night and she was wearing a skimpy bikini made of pancakes.(like mom used to make) and her boobs wer bouncing and her ass looked really good and she was really sexy and stuff. So brittney came up t me very epically and said "Anon do you want to fuck?" and I said "Yeah britterny I do". And then she said "its brittney bitch!!!" and the pancakes disappeared and my clothes flew off. then after that she started giving me anal sex (sucked on my pp) till some white stuff started to come. Then brittney told me to take my willy and put it inside of her where girls go to pee and I said 'no britney you will get AIDS for sure!!!' (just like my mom told me) and she said 'no way I cant get AIDS im brittney bitch!!! also i already have herpes so liek im basically immune lol)
so stuck my peepee in her for a long time and it felt really good and britney said 'ohmygod im cumming!!' and I asked her what that means and she said 'its brittney bitch!!!' and then i felt really super good and then I fell asleep after that.
Anyway when i woke up i found my mom and dad crying and hugging me and stuff and I said hey quit it mom and dad i'm not a faggot like peter down the street and then I asked where brittniy went and my parents said that wasnt brineyt it was an escapeee from the mental hospital and i said no way that was brittenry she was wearing pancakes and they said no that wasn't pancakes that was loose skin from the herpes and they said son youve been raped do you know what rape is and I said no i don't but if brittney was here she would say 'its brinttney bitch!!!' and then they both started crying really hard i dont know why.
Anyway I love britneyr ive been to all her concerts and cant wait for her new album only i hope she shows up at my house again that stuff we did felt really good even if she gave me AIDS or whatever. britney rox!!!!!ヽ(´∇`)ノ


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